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In Fit of Culture War Zeal, Red States Propose New ‘Defense of Marriage’ Amendments.

The following is satire.

Pro-Life conservatives have finally decided how to respond to the uncomfortable remarks of disgraced governor Ralph Northam and the off-putting policies of pro-abortion Democrats in Virginia and New York. The answer was obvious: enact opposing policies that are equally off-putting and force conservative governors into positions where they will be forced to make uncomfortable remarks. Checkmate, libtards!

But why stop there?

One particularly ecstatic anti-abortion activist does not want to stop. He believes that America has turned a corner, becoming a completely pro-Life nation. As he put it, using hand-motions to indicate scare quotes: