In Fit of Culture War Zeal, Red States Propose New ‘Defense of Marriage’ Amendments.
The following is satire. Pro-Life conservatives have finally decided how to respond to the uncomfortable remarks of disgraced governor Ralph Northam and the off-putting policies of pro-abortion Democrats in Virginia and New York. The answer was obvious: enact opposing policies that are equally off-putting and force conservative governors into positions where they will be forced to make uncomfortable remarks. Checkmate, libtards! But why stop there? One particularly ecstatic a